December 19

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December 19.—The annual invitation came to spend Christmas with Carrie’s mother—the usual family festive gathering to which we always look forward.  Lupin declined to go.  I was astounded, and expressed my surprise and disgust.  Lupin then obliged us with the following Radical speech: “I hate a family gathering at Christmas.  What does it mean?  Why someone says: ‘Ah! we miss poor Uncle James, who was here last year,’ and we all begin to snivel.  Someone else says: ‘It’s two years since poor Aunt Liz used to sit in that corner.’  Then we all begin to snivel again.  Then another gloomy relation says ‘Ah!  I wonder whose turn it will be next?’  Then we all snivel again, and proceed to eat and drink too much; and they don’t discover until I get up that we have been seated thirteen at dinner.”