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19 Jul 2003 | Other These are just too good: LRB subscribers - get six free issues and your money back if you're not entirely satisfied with Market Rasen monkey (M, 78) - 'The most serious and radical love monkey around'. Direct debit forms, and dried fruit, to Box no. xx/xx. My previous contributions to this column were self-serving and contained many glaring omissions. This one gives it to you straight: I'm fat, thick, 48, still have uncooked semolina between my toes after an Aga-related accident in 1995, and look like the dwarf in Fantasy Island who yells: "Da plane! Da plane!" And I live in Ipswich. Any takers? Box no. xx/xx. Many good ones ommitted. Best reader-contributed column in the history of man. |
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